wtf?

DuDe! like dUdE!!! blogger time is WRONG man. it is 1.06 in the morning! yeaaaahhh! woot woot nd toot toot and trains and cars and little red convertibles, man!!! i'm pulling an all-nighter to write my history essay. and my "journal." damn you, schmultz. corrupting innocent freshmen with insomnia... shame, shame. then again... i pulled my first allnigter in sixth grade. we were supposed to write, like, this myth story thing for english... (which back then was english/history, oh those golden days...) and i, as usual, procrastinated 'till the night before it was due, stayed up the entire night, finished with 10 pages of some very eloquent sixth-grade bullshit (i think mine was about like, three princesses and a magical violin.. yeah, sounds lame but it was actually pretty sweet,) and totally BLEW MY TEACHERS MIND!!!! ...with my pretentious awesomeness. woot woot. how totally gauche- i'm BRAGGING. haha. gauche sounds like it means something chic but it DOESN'T. haha- FOOLED YOU, eh?
anyway... back to those assignments i, ah, still haven't started. (you know what makes me happy? italics. they're so cool.) I have to write two journal entries on two different poems- each a frickin page long... something else that's like an essay that should be a page and a half long, and something responding to something somedody said. that's supposed to be a page long. SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING QUICK!!! hahaha... dude. i feel happy, man. like i think i'm gonna go to engrish.com and laugh till i pass out happy. and i also have to write this history essay about I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT SHOULD BE ABOUT! socrates and plato. no seriously- that's all he told us. i hate open-minded teachers. well, no, actually i don't... but i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT! gahhhHHH!!! and this essay was due last tuesday, nd the journal was due last wednesday. haha. not really. i'm not actually laughing. in fact... i look quite somber. i could be writing an effin WILL man.
dude. you know what just occurred to me? i don't know why i'm writing on my blog. like- this is a block of total idiocy. haha. cool, man. i'm freshman. freshmen are supposed to be idiots... by like definition. woot. woot.